Hazardous Hyena Horde

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
charnauk
carniferous

neither “that’s not canon” nor “fuck canon we made this all up” but a secret third thing (canon shouldn’t be taken as gospel but is useful as a reference point for building upon and recontextualizing characters and details. if you worship the source material as unchangeable then fandom in general probably isn’t for you. if you have complete disdain for the source material you would probably enjoy yourself more in a different fandom)

clowwolf
wuvgarfield

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Instead of paying to watch the Chris Pratt movie, why dont you spend 1 1/2 hours reading my Best of Garf list instead ? :)

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wuvgarfield

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wuvgarfield

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parahyaenabrunnea

wuvgarfield:

wuvgarfield:

wuvgarfield:

wuvgarfield:

Instead of paying to watch the Chris Pratt movie, why dont you spend 1 ½ hours reading my Best of Garf list instead ? :)

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oh man i remember some of these good times good nostalgia garfield
hyenafu
stjohnstarling

Holy shit I think I just cracked the code of why people think you can’t sell things on Tumblr 😭

stjohnstarling

I was reading one of the Substacks I subscribe to, talking about how they promote their publication and their various sources of traffic, when I came across this paragraph:

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Now I happen to also run a fairly popular Substack (about gay vampires). One whose readers are almost entirely Tumblr users. And Tumblr clicks have just never shown up in my stats, I’m used to it. Naturally I had to comment:

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It’s not just Substack’s tracking that doesn’t work on here. NO tracking works on here. Tumblr is just one of the last platforms left that completely obscures its users’ data!

That’s why there’s this persistent myth that you can’t advertise on Tumblr. It's not that you can't sell things here, it's that you can't use the invasive methods that are standard everywhere else.

kottkrig
kottkrig

To Embrace The Shadow: Prologue

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Three members of the Cult of Forgotten Shadows have to cope with the sudden loss of their beloved mentor, and they come to realize just how dependent they were on her. They refuse to believe that she is gone forever, and choose to investigate the mysterious circumstances of her demise.

  • World of Warcraft | Original Characters
  • Light Angst | Found Family | Character Death

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charnauk
just-french-me-up

Are you alright, honey? You've barely put your blorbo in situations

nealashitposts

Okay but back when I could afford a therapy my psychiatrist asked if I had written any fanfiction or planned any out in my head, and I was "nah, not really." And she nodded and looked down at her notes and was like "so how do you feel about possibly trying Zoloft?"

I started laughing and she was like "I know it sounds funny but it's been six months without you engaging in your favorite hobby and that's a sign the depression is getting to a point where we might why try some treatments with meds in addition to therapy."

So like. yeah.

ruffboijuliaburnsides

So, babe, ARE you okay? You've barely put your blorbo in situations